Signs that you're in Sultan

SIGNS THAT YOU'RE INSULTIN'....er...IN SULTAN
PRO-SULTAN	ANTI-SULTAN
AND, THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S THE UNDECIDED'S... (additional pictures, and a WARNING TO PARENTS)
New ProSultan signs advertising Prop. #1. Vote YES for a change in Sultan's government:	The readerboard sign at the Sultan Bakery advertises....well, we're not quite sure what it's saying. The first time this reader board was poltically active since the 2002 elections, it read: "VOTE NO AGAINST BURACRACY" (or some such word. It was misspelled). It was almost immediately revised to read: 'VOTE NO." Well, that covers a LOT of territory folks. Does that mean vote no against the school levy and all other issues on the May 20th ballot? We'll let you decide. No, really. YOU DECIDE! (But you have to VOTE!)
Is a storm brewing? (Defnitely no pun intended!) Words at the bottom of these sign promise: responsibility, accountability, professionalism, fairness, integrity, etc.	Looks sorta negative and all alone standing out there by itself, don't it? Wendal Smith, owner of the Sultan Bakery, finally made up his mind about 10 days after he posted this message for voters, changing it to read: 'VOTE NO NEW TAXES" (which is a bit of a question mark because the change of government issue, Prop. #1, involves no new, or increased, taxes. Oh, well, some of us are easily confused....
OPEN MINDS: A SIGN THAT THERE ARE STILL OPEN MINDS.... and that intelligent life really DOES exist in Sultan! A couple of dead soliders...	PARENTS! Please speak to your children: A knife-sharp wooden stake SOLIDLY placed into the earth -- especially one that cannot be seen, as this one is, and a running child or children playing...A DANGEROUS recipe for disaster. If nothing else, folks, please see that these sharp broken-off wooden stakes are PULLED out of the ground whenever you see them!
SIGNS POSTED MAY 11, 2003: A response to the "Why Fix....What isn't....Broken" Burma shave-type signs: "Because it only works for the few."
	POLITICS IN SULTAN IS...WELL, MESSY